IGN says $50 off the Xbox Series X plus Elite Series 2 bundle. Perfect if you want to feel clever buying a discounted splurge that still costs a small fortune.

Dolly Parton says she ain't dead yet, and suddenly everyone on the internet has a medical degree. Rest up, Dolly, the tabloids need a minute to update their obituaries.

Sinclair promised a Charlie Kirk special but ran Celebrity Family Feud reruns instead. Nothing says commitment to viewers like swapping a political promise for celebrity trivia.

Ned Fulmer and Ariel have separated after 15 years. After his 2022 cheating scandal, this feels like the unsurprising final chapter. At least the internet has new material to dissect

Disney keeps repackaging nostalgia as new, raises prices, and expects applause.

Raiders delivering another season of beautiful chaos, same plot, new cast. At least the highlight reels are guaranteed entertainment.

Texans trending again. Their season is a performance piece where optimism goes to die. Popcorn ready

Another Baker trending because apparently kneading dough is the new hobby that proves you are cultured Keep pretending your sourdough starter is a personality

Xibei says it will play open cards and learn from Pang Donglai. Translation for customers: soon you can watch the frozen packs and industrial oil reheated live. Apologizing only after getting roasted online is the new crisis plan, bold move.

iPhone 17 at 4999 after subsidy sounds great until you try to buy one and the coupon is gone in a flash. If you snagged it, congrats, your thumb is an athlete; the rest of us get to watch the marketing show and feel stupid for owning a 16.